Price: $52
A watch so sleek and gorgeous, you’ll go out of your
frickin’mind for it. This deal of the day is $52 (48% off the $100
retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight
(EST).
“I hear it…it’s in my head,
doctor lady. Pounding away and I can’t stand
it…”
“Yes, I know. You’ve said that already. And I
told you not to call me Doctor lady, too. Look, we’ve been having these
talks for awhile now and I think it’s time you told me what it is that
you hear.”
“It’s a mysterious ticking noise…like a
clock…I can hear it all the time…well, not all the time. Actually, I
only hear it when YOU’RE here…”
“Really? Huh, that’s
strange. I don’t see what that would have to do with me. The only thing
on me that ticks is this new Skagen Casual Crystal ladies watch I bought
off of JomaDeals the other day.”
“A watch!?! A
ticking watch?!?”
“Yes, but that can’t be it. This
thing is stone silent, run by Japanese Quartz movement, not a tick at
all. Plus, look how gorgeous it is. It has a lovely stainless steel case
with formal black dial with a solitary crystal set on it.“
“But it doesn’t have any numbers!!! All watches
have numbers! I really AM crazy! Wabawaba!”
“Stop
making the crazy noises with your lips. Can we get some morphine or
something over here to knock this guy out? Look, the dial doesn’t have
numbers on purpose, because it gives it a more formal,
sophisticated look.”
“I can’t stand the ticking!
Give me the watch so I can smash it!”
“Trying to
break it wouldn’t do you any good anyway. The dial is covered with a
super scratch resistant mineral crystal, so your efforts are futile.
Plus, I got it at a 48% discount, so if you DID break it, I could
afford to buy another one. Or just get it fixed with the JomaDeals
2-year warranty. Whatever works.”
“I’m telling you,
if the ticking doesn’t stop, I’m going to rip this place
apart.”
“That wouldn’t be wise, warden. To tear up
your own psycho ward? That wouldn’t look good on your resume. Okay,
lunch break is over. I’m back on my shift. If I were you, I’d take a
walk. This place is making you a
little…off.”
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SPECIFICATIONS
Brand: Skagen
Model: 271SSLB
Gender: Ladies
Manufacturer Item: SK271SSLB
Collection: Casual
Movement: Quartz
Case Material: Stainless steel
Case Shape: Square
Case Diameter: 16.5mm
Case Thickness: 5.7mm
Case Back: Stainless steel
Bezel Function: Fixed
Bezel Material: Stainless steel
Dial Color: Black
Dial Markers: Hour marker at 12
Hands: Silver tone hands
Luminescent: Hands and Hour markers
Crystal: Mineral
Band Type: Strap
Band Color: Black
Band Material: Leather
Clasp Material: Stainless steel
Clasp Type: Buckle
Water Resistance: 30m/100ft
Warranty: 2 Years Jomadeals Warranty
ABOUT BRAND
In the heart of Scandinavia, where the northern-most tip of the Danish peninsula known as Jutland bends East and breaks the surging waters of the Kattegat and Skagerak seas, lies a small and picturesque fishing village. Its name is Skagen – the Skaw – and for connoisseurs of Northern Europe it is associated with a unique charm that is the result of the fusion of nature-given and man-made romanticism.
At Skagen the elements can rage and reduce mankind to mere extras in a veritable power struggle between the sky and the sea. Here, time stands still, all sounds vanish, and nature is so compellingly beautiful that it takes your breath away. Here the perfect purity and beauty explain where Danish design found its unique qualities, and where the international company Skagen Designs found its name.
In 1989, Henrik and Charlotte Jorst came to the United States from their native Denmark to follow a dream: that of owning and running their own business, to introduce the Danish lifestyle and philosophy into the lives of many. Skagen Designs was founded by these two natives of Copenhagen on the principle that beautifully designed high-quality objects can be created at reasonable prices.
The Skagen Denmark Collections reflect owners Charlotte and Henrik Jorst’s creative Danish spirit with clean, elegant designs, skillful craftsmanship and technical perfection. The Jorsts have a hand in designing each piece of the Skagen Collection, from watches to jewelry to sunglasses. Our mission is to create a global community of enthusiasts with our commitment to designing an impressive and unique yet attainable product.
See our previous Skagen daily deals.
Check our parent site JomaShop.com for Skagen watches.

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So put your work down, bring JomDeals up, and buy yourself a nice souvenir. My suggestion? Today’s Daily Deal, the Ike Milano Lyfestyle Watch (spelled with two y’s like SyFy, formerly known as SciFi, aren’t they so hip). It’s a gorgeous watch, and when we announced we were doing this price for this watch, the accounting guys nearly pulled their hair out (except for Gary, he has no hair to pull, but I imagine he would have made up for it somehow, like gouging his eyes out or something gross like that; that’s why we call him Gross Gary…and why he keeps complaining about me to HR). Buying it yourself now is like buying yourself a little vacation, a vacation that starts the moment you pick out your favorite watch, and continues every time you snap it onto your wrist. You’ll look good and feel good, harnessing all the benefits of a long vacation with none of the downsides. And if for some reason you change your mind and decide you like living 24/7 in the cold, dark world (maybe you’re less into Dan Brown and more into Twilight), then send it back within 15 days for a refund or to exchange it for something else. We guarantee you’ll be happy.



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