Lookout for the dragon!
Through a freak accident involving too much bacon and not enough bread, Greg and James were teleported back in time. The initial shock was furthered by the sight of a dragon towering about the two of them. Greg immediately ran behind a nearby tree, leaving the heroic James alone in front of the terrible beast.

“You may scare Greg, but you don’t scare me!” James yelled in defiance.

The two engaged in a fierce battle, neither one able to secure the upper hand. James dodged left and right, narrowly avoiding the dangerous fire breath. Greg cowered behind the tree, shaking uncontrollably in fear. He wanted to get as far from the dragon as possible, but he didn’t think he could fair very well at all without his fearless companion.

“James, take this!” Greg called out, tossing a Royale Limited Edition Slim Line Professional Straightener Iron.

“What am I supposed to do with this?”

“Straighten your hair with dual voltage power!”

“Greg you dolt, that doesn’t make any sense!”

Luckily, James found a majestic looking sword in the bushes. Brandishing his new weapon, he skillfully ran in between the claw swipes and fire shots to stab the dragon in the heart. Upon the sight of its defeat, the townspeople all came out to congratulate their hero with a triumphant song.

JAMES!
HE SAVED THE DAY!
HE WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT KNEW THE WAY!
JAMES!
HE SAVED THE DA-AY!
AND GREG DIDN’T HELP TO KEEP THE BEAST AT BAY!
GREG DIDN’T HELP!

—

Condition: New
Packaging: Retail Carry Case
Warranty: 5 Year Unconditional Manufacturer
Brand: Royale
Model: Slim Line

Product Features:
•    Heats to 392°F in 20 seconds
•    Ultra smooth titanium plates
•    Slim and lightweight
•    For all types of styling: wave, flick, curl, straighten
•    Negative Ion technology eliminates static
•    Nano Silver Technology allows you to style and clean hair at same time
•    Humidity safe for frizz control
•    Unique Heat Expansion plate technology
•    Dual voltage: 110-220V
•    Designed for all hair types
•    3m power cord

What You Get:
•    Royale Limited Edition Slim Line Straightener Iron (Choice of Pearl, Silver, Light Tattoo, Dark Tattoo)

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They said I couldn’t do it, but they were wrong.
I did it in the presence of all my doubters, exactly how I wanted it to be. The groan from the naysayers was almost as loud as the cheer from the supporters when the moment of triumph was upon us. Those jerks should have known better than to bet against me.

Rewind two weeks.

“There is absolutely NO WAY you’ll be able to make a sandwich I would enjoy,” he said to me.

“You wanna bet on it?”

The prize we decided on was the CaseCrown Royal Standby Horizontal Portfolio Case & Stand for iPad 2. Since it was able to protect and prop-up the iPad 2 we felt it was a good trophy. Once that was settled, I went to study up on my sandwiches.

When the moment of truth came, I assembled the sandwich in front of him and the audience. I presented it to him and he took a full five minutes of examination before taking a bite. Once he did, he didn’t even need to say anything, I could tell from his face what he was thinking. Simultaneous feelings of defeat and ecstasy fluttered through his eyes and body language.

“… this is the best sandwich I’ve ever eaten,” he strained to say.

The crowd went wild.

—

Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: CaseCrown
Model: Royal Standby

Product Features:
•    Specifically designed for Apple iPad 2
•    Exterior made from synthetic leather
•    Interior made from non-scratch felt
•    Flip-capable cover acts as stand
•    All features (camera, speaker, etc.) accessible
•    Elastic band for secure closure
•    Transforms into comfortable viewing stand

What You Get:
•    CaseCrown Royal Standby iPad 2 Case & Stand (Choice of Black, Brown, Red)

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What’s going on in that head of yours?
Everyone stopped and stared as he walked by them. To some, Jerry was just your average guy; he went to work, took care of his family, watched a lot of football … maybe a horse race or two on occasion. But that day, Jerry was more than just that. That day, Jerry had the Apple Headset and the music was PUMPIN. It was so cool that not only did he catch the attention of everyone around, but I had to drop the “g” on the word pumping to better describe his demeanor.

“Jerry, what’s going on in that head of yours?” everyone asked him, but the music was so loud he didn’t know people were asking him anything.

Finally, someone managed to get the question in during a pause in between songs.

“Oh,” Jerry replied, caught off guard. “Jock Jams. That’s all I listen to.”

—

Condition: New
Packaging: Hassle-Free
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Apple

Product Features:
•    Adjust the volume by pressing the + and – buttons.
•    Control music and video playback — including play/pause and next/previous — by pressing the center button.
•    Record voice memos on supported devices.
•    Answer and end calls.
•    Authentic Apple product

What You Get:
•    Apple Headset

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Android: A History
In the realm of robots or synthetic organisms, an android is one designed specifically to look and act like a human. Once just fictional idea humming around in the heads of George Lucas and Philip K. Dick, androids are now among us and we should remain educated.

One of the first androids to become popular was C-3PO, an android with a particular knack for replicating the annoyance of certain humans. Seriously though, he was the worst; I hated him. I think the kid from The Sixth Sense played an android in a movie once too. I never saw it, but it looked pretty bad. Will Smith was also some kind of cyborg in a movie filled with androids … I can’t remember the name but that movie was awesome; Will Smith is awesome in everything he does.

Japan made an android called the DER 01. It’s pretty scary. Look it up if you don’t believe me.

Lastly, we have the MID 10” Google Android Tablet. It doesn’t look like a human, but you can do cool stuff with it.

—

Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: MID

Product Features:
•    Resistive Touchscreen
•    OS: Google Android 2.2
•    WiFi 802.11 b/g
•    High performance 800MHz CPU + 300MHz DSP
•    512MB RAM
•    4GB flash memory
•    MicroSD card slot (expandable up to 16GB)
•    Front facing camera
•    2 USB ports
•    Built-in microphone
•    Built-in speaker
•    Video: MPEG1/2/4, MJPG, H263  1024×600 resolution, H264 1024×600 resolution
•    Battery: 2500mAh, 7.4V
•    4-Dimensional gravity sensor
•    Standby battery life: 10 hours
•    Video play battery life: 3 hours
•    3.5mm headphone jack

What You Get:
•    MID 10" Android Tablet PC
•    Power Adapter
•    Stylus

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When the day needs to be saved, they turn to me.
There aren’t too many situations in which I’m the one to save the day, but when either of the two arises, you aren’t going to want anyone but me by your side. The situations? Well, as an Indoor/Outdoor Solar Charging Emergency Power Battery Pack, one of them is when your cell phone is about to die or has already died. The other situation is if you need someone to give you information about Nicolas Cage.

Did you know that Nicolas Cage’s last name is made up? He was born Nicolas Coppola and changed his last name to avoid accusations of nepotism due to his uncle, the famed Francis Coppola. In his early career he played the unforgettable “Man in rumble scene” in The Outsiders and “Brad’s bud” in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. After that, role offers poured in faster than he could read them; Cage was a very slow reader before utilizing Hooked on Phonics in preparation of role requiring the reading of a script.

Finally, in the year 2000, Nicolas Cage struck gold: he starred in the legendary car film Gone in 60 Seconds. His portrayal of Randall “Memphis” Raines earned him a nomination for the 2001 Blockbuster Entertainment Award for Favorite Actor – Action. Unfortunately, amidst widespread corruption accusations that ultimately went uninvestigated, Cage lost the award to Russell Crowe.

“Indoor/Outdoor Solar Charging Emergency Power Battery Pack, I need you!”

Hearing my call, I quickly sprang into action.

“Nicolas Cage married Elvis Presley’s daughter, probably in part because he was a huge Elvis fan, and divorced her just over 3 months later!”

“Battery Pack, I actually need you to charge my cell phone.”

“Aww …”

—

Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year

Product Features:
•    Charges via solar panel
•    Also charges via USB cable
•    Utilizes clean, environmentally safe energy
•    For iPhone 3G/3GS/4/4S, BlackBerry, PDAs, MP3 players, Sony PSP, Nintendo DS, iPod
•    Charges by sunlight or indoor lighting
•    Solar Cell: 5.5V 60ma
•    Battery Capacity: 1100mah
•    Output Voltage: 5.5V
•    Output Current: 350-800ma

What You Get:
•    Solar Charging Battery Pack
•    Line-in Cable
•    Connector Cable
•    MiniUSB Connector
•    MicroUSB Connector
•    PSP Connector
•    NDSi Connector
•    iPhone/iPod Connector

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Look out, it’s Bonus Man!
Screams engulf the entire area as the courtyard outside the mall is thrown into a panic. Joe, who had come to eat some bourbon chicken and browse the shops for some small trinkets, looks on at the scene with confusion, unsure whether to run or not.

“RUN!” yells one person heading past him to the parking lot.

“Wait!” Joe retorts. “What’s going on?”

“It’s Bonus Man, you have to get out of here!” she says back quickly, turning around to run.

As Joe begins to contemplate the idea of Bonus Man, something he had never heard of before, the man himself surfaces and tackles him.

“IF YOU BUY THIS DELL 755 DESKTOP COMPUTER RIGHT NOW I’LL GIVE YOU A GREAT DEAL ON AN EXTENDED WARRANTY! DO YOU WANT BOURBON CHICKEN? JUST SIGN UP FOR MY EXCLUSIVE MAILING LIST AND YOU CAN GET HALF OFF YOUR NEXT PURCHASE OF BOURBON CHICKEN!”

(Later that day)

“Doctor, is he going to be OK?” says Joe’s mother, standing teary-eyed by his hospital bed.

“It’s hard to say,” the doctor replies. “In five minutes your son was barraged with more bonuses than most people see in their entire lifetime. Even if he does regain consciousness, the mere prospect of a bonus could spark a relapse. I wouldn’t be surprised if he develops agoraphobia as a result of this.”

“What do we do about this Dell computer?” she says, pointing to the computer sitting on the floor next to the bed.

“Well, the computer is probably fine, but you should probably hide the extended warranty from him.”

—

Condition: Factory Recertified
Packaging: Box
Warranty: 90 Day
Brand: Dell
Model: 755

Product Features:
•    1.6GHz Pentium Dual Core Processor E2140
•    2GB RAM
•    80GB hard drive
•    CDRW/DVD drive
•    ATI Radeon HD 2400XT graphics card (dual VGA or DVI out)
•    8 USB 2.0 ports (2 front, 6 back)
•    2 PCI slots
•    1 PCIe x16 slot
•    4 SATA
•    Windows XP Professional with COA

What You Get:
•    Dell Optiplex 755 Desktop
•    Keyboard
•    Mouse
•    Power Cable
•    Restore Disc

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WOW, these are comfy!
While shopping around for a new house, I came across one that was absolutely beautiful. It had a veranda and a chimney. It also had a barbed wire fence surrounding it on all sides and ever a guard tower. The house was easily the coolest house I had ever laid eyes on.

Things went to the next level when I saw the master bedroom. On the bed were Christopher Adam Egyptian Comfort 1600 Thread Count Bed Sheets.

“Are those Christopher Adams Egyptian Comfort 1600 Thread Count Bed Sheets?” I asked.

“They are Christopher Adams Egyptian Comfort 1600 Thread Count Bed Sheets.”

“WOW!”

I proceeded to go over to the bed, crawl in and take the most luxurious sleep of my life. It sent me into so much tranquility that I didn’t respond to anything.

When I woke up, I was in prison.

—

Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 30 Day Warranty
Brand: Christopher Adams

Product Features:
•    Egyptian Comfort
•    1600 thread count
•    4 piece set includes flat sheet, fitted sheet and 2 pillowcases
•    Full, Queen or King size
•    12 colors available
•    Deep pocket to fit extra thick mattress
•    Wrinkle-free
•    Super soft
•    Microfiber

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•    Christopher Adams Bed Sheets (Choice of King, Queen, Full; Burgundy, Crème, Sky Blue, Gold, Brown, Olive, Mint, White, Black, Taupe, Pink, Light Gray)

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AHHH, what’s that sound?
Jeff laughed as he watched his father sit in his computer chair playing video games. Jeff’s father, Samuel, was a bit of an anomaly in his age group. When video games started taking the world by storm, Samuel was there every step of the way, not caring that the target demographic was the generation below his. He bonded with his son over this eventually and Jeff had a special treat to bestow upon him.

Of course, as Samuel got older he lost touch with the evolution of video games and instead had to focus with children and work. Jeff, however, had all the time in the world to play away and Samuel practically lived vicariously through his son. All the latest games and technology were in the house, including the Logitech X-530 5.1 Surround Sound Speakers.

On a weekend, Jeff dragged his father away from household chores to show him what his new system could do. He threw in one of the classic games Samuel used to play and hit the power button. The sound boomed outward, causing Samuel to let out a loud shriek.

“OH MY GOD, IT’S SO AWESOME! SO AWESOME! WAIT…WAIT…I THINK IT’S TOO AWESOME! I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE THIS! I THINK I’M DYING, SON…I’M DYING!”

No, just kidding, he was fine.

—

Condition: Factory Recertified
Packaging: Brown Box
Warranty: 90 Day
Brand: Logitech
Model: X-530

Product Features:
•    Frequency Directed Dual Driver (FDD2) satellite technology produces a uniform sound field for full, rich sound
•    Matching front & rear satellites deliver balanced surround sound
•    Dedicated center channel makes dialogue clear and intelligible.
•    Dynamic, real-time bass equalization maximizes bass response while minimizing distortion
•    Ported subwoofer design displaces more air for deeper bass
•    Headphone jack enables private listening
•    Master volume and subwoofer level controls placed for quick, convenient access
•    Satellite speaker stands rotate for easy wall mounting
•    70 watts total system power

What You Get:
•    Logitech X-530 5.1 Speaker System

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Yes, I did say clams.
The waitress stepped back for a second, an acceptable reaction to my request. She grabbed a chair at the table next to mine and used it for support as her body threatened to give way. The woman, probably in her early 20’s, started panting excessively with one hand placed over her chest to monitor her breathing.

“Did you say clams?” she asked, exasperated.

“I did yes, and a Diet Coke please,” I replied calmly, not wanting to startle the kind waitress who did an excellent job of informing me of the specials of the day.

“OK, got it,” she said and walked away to the kitchen.

I relaxed in my booth and pulled out the Targus Universal Notebook/MP3 Charger to get some much needed power into my notebook computer. News of election results prompted me to close the screen and examine my surroundings. However, the activity going on at Applebee’s on a Thursday morning was not very exciting; I decided to go back to the story about elections.

“Boy, I can’t wait for those clams,” I said to myself softly.

—

Condition: Factory Recertified
Packaging: Hassle-Free
Warranty: 90 Day
Brand: Targus
Model: APA6911

Product Features:
•    Small compact design
•    90 watts of power
•    Powers two devices at once
•    Includes multiple power tips (see below)
•    Folding outlet plug
•    U300 tip powers through mini USB

Included Tips:
•    L105
•    L106
•    L107
•    L108
•    L111
•    U300
•    Compatible notebooks:
•    Acer
•    ASUS
•    Compaq
•    Fujitsu
•    Gateway
•    HP

What You Get:
•    Targus Universal Notebook/MP3 Charger
•    6 Tips

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First I was skeptical, and then I was amazed.
There she was, just a walkin’ down the street, singing do wa diddy diddy dum diddy do.
Snappin’ her fingers and shufflin’ her feet, singing do wa diddy diddy dum diddy do.
She looked good. (Looked good)
She looked fine. (Looked fine)
She looked good.
She looked fine and her Bluetooth Headset nearly made me lose my mind.

Before I knew it she put that Bluetooth Headset on me, singing do wa diddy diddy dum diddy do.
Music in my head, just as natural as can be, singing do wa diddy diddy dum diddy do.
We walked on. (Walked on)
To my door. (My door)
We walked on to my door, connected Bluetooth a little more.

Whoa-oh, I knew we was falling in love.
Yes I did, and so I told her all the things I’d been dreamin’ of.

“Whoa, whoa, hold up buddy,” she said. “I don’t love you … I’m just letting you use my Emerson EM512 Foldable Wireless Bluetooth Headset.”

—

Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Emerson
Model: EM512

Product Features:
•    Call and music playback controls on side
•    Adjustable volume
•    Collapsible for storage
•    Mute function
•    Stereo sound
•    Supports A2DP, AVRCP, HSP, HFP
•    Charges via USB connection
•    Compatible with PlayStation 3

What You Get:
•    Emerson EM512 Wireless Bluetooth Headset
•    USB Cable
•    AC Charger
•    Manual

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