Maybe Get One For Your Pappy?

The Bushnell Onix 200 will help you find where you’re trying to be. Even if where you’re trying to be is “in possession of a gift”.

Right now, some of you are lost. Lost like little sheep, bleating in the Alps. “Hellllp meeeeee,” you bleat. “Iiii’ve got nooooo presssssannnnnts annnnd I donnnn’t knnnowwww wherrrrre Iiii aaaaammmm.” Wow, are you annoying. But we’re still going to help you anyway. We’re going to tell you to buy this Bushnell Onix 200 BEFORE NOON CENTRAL, and that’s going to solve all your problems.

Because if you do buy this Bushnell Onix 200 BEFORE NOON CENTRAL, it will go out Next Day Air. That means that once you’ve bought this Bushnell Onix 200 BEFORE NOON CENTRAL, you’ll be sure that you’ll have it in your hands before Christmas, which makes it the perfect answer to your little gift problem.

Additionally, the Bushnell Onix 200 will help show you the way to wherever it is little lost sheep want to go. The basemap of the United States and Canada covers most of the places you’ll be driving, and you’ll have room for up to twenty satellite/aerial photos and twenty topographic maps to help you along. You’ll also be able to set user profiles and alarms, should you want to share with your flock. The 32 megabytes of memory and 320×240 full color LCD screen are more than enough to help you see where you are, and figure out where you have to be. And it’ll all come to you Next Day Air if you order BEFORE NOON CENTRAL like a good little lamb.

Now, if you’re reading this at 2:00 PM and thinking “Ohhhh noooooo, Iiiii miiiiisssssed myyyy chaaaaaance toooooo orrrrrrderrrrrrr!” well, then, first of all, please, stop talking that way, because you’re not really a sheep, and we know that, because sheep don’t use the Internet. Secondly, don’t worry, until that cheerful “Sold Out!” appears on the page, you can buy the Bushnell Onix 200, and enjoy how it helps you observe georeferenced satellite images, calibrated instantly to the direction in which you are headed. It’s just that your Bushnell Onix 200 won’t be shipped Next Day Air unless you order BEFORE NOON CENTRAL, and we hope we’ve made that clear.

So instead of just lying there, covered in mint jelly, and waiting for the wolves, be more proactive! Get yourself, and two of your loved ones, a Bushnell Onix 200 BEFORE NOON CENTRAL. Otherwise, you’ll be poor little lamb who has lost their way. And when you start singing that tune, it might just be Bye Bye Black Sheep.

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Warranty: 1 Year Bushnell

Features:

  • TruView Navigation, layer a satellite photo, topo map, compass and all navigational aids on a single screen
  • 320×240 pixel full-color LCD screen
  • 32MB of user memory
  • Downloads, displays and georeferences satellite photography
  • SafeTrack™ battery-conservation mode
  • Night Mode
  • HOT button operation
  • Basemap of the United States and Canada
  • 20 channel SiRF Star III GPS receiver, WAAS enabled
  • Stores up to 20 satellite/aerial photos and 20 topographic maps
  • Audible alarms
  • Waterproof (IPX7 rated) and rugged construction
  • Customizable user profiles
  • Runs on two AA batteries (not included)
  • USB port (cable included)
  • Dimensions: 108mm (h) x 44mm (w) x 18mm (d)

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In the box:

  • Bushnell ONIX200CR GPS Navigation System
  • USB Cable

Price: $59.99

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